Updated: Mar 26, 2021
[ Nurse's stations / Hospital setting ]
Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! The patient who just delivered in Room 9 is crying!
Doctor: Why is she crying? Because the baby's daddy wasn't there? Does she know who the father is?
Nurse: No, she doesn't. And she wants to give her baby your name. . .
Doctor: That's fine, but I won't pay for child support!